Dress is properly spelled….. J R E S S.
That’s right, with a J.
Go ahead, try it out. It kind of works.
Spicy also protested the gross unfairness of the English language after figuring out CH for church… and then being presented with the hard K sound for Christmas. “HOW’S THAT POSSIBLE??” she demanded. “This stuff is just kind of dumb. Who MADE these rules??”
And then she flounced off in her jress, sat in front of the window and looked out at the chrees, and read a book to herself.