We have an absolutely hilarious and inappropriate saying around here:
If you’re going to be a turd, go lay in the yard.
Because that’s pretty much what that sort of thing does, right? Lay in the yard?
This is the result when two large teenage boys spend two days doing all sorts of work, including going to bed at midnight and getting up at 3am to make crepes before trotting off to help staff at a charity triathlon, and they’ve been warned that any turd-like behavior on account of their own poor sleep choices will result in Consequences: they snarf food, then assume the correct postures in the correct environment, and rapidly drop off to sleep to prevent any turdly behaviors. Boys are lovely people.